Thursday, March 29, 2007

My Talented Family

Last night at church, the elementary kids had a talent show. Shadow and Girly Girl decided to join in on the fun.

Shadow wanted to be his normal funny self and tell jokes. After each joke he squeezed his rubber chicken and this awful sick chicken sound came out of it. The kids were roaring with laughter.

Here they are:
1. Why did grandma put roller skates on her rocking chair?
Because she wanted to rock and roll.

2. What kind of shoes do snakes wear?

3. If you had 50 seconds to live and 50 cents, what would you buy?
A roll of Life Savers

4. What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef

5. What do you call a chicken running down the road?
Fast food

Girly Girl played and sang a song that she wrote on her guitar:

You are Holy
You are with me
You'll never let go of me
Cuz I know you're with me
You'll never go away
I know that God's here with me.

Let me tell you, I was so proud of her. She really didn't prepare that much for it. All she did was pray and ask Jesus to give her the words to a song and that is what came out of her mouth. The awesome thing is that not only did the words make sense, but she also had a cool melody line.


Classic MaMa said...

Here you are!! I'm so glad that you are blogging.

Thank you for including the jokes from Shadow's performance and for Girly Girl's song. I'm sorry I missed them, but I was helping out a really special friend. ;)Perhaps I could hear them both for real sometime. (Can't wait to see what Bible Bat Boy comes up with)You are a truly blessed woman.

Mom In Action said...

The girls said your kids did a fabulous job at the talent show! And here I thought they were both quiet and shy...:)

malia said...

oh my goodness, i think i'm totally in love with Girly Girl now (as if i wasn't before). how precious